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Being a Mexican in the United States, you know how difficult it is to persuade someone you’re not really the type of Hispanic or “Latino” the media tries to portray all the time: lazy, unintelligent, criminal. On the bright side, you probably face different stereotypes and so many funny Mexican jokes, that you actually start enjoying them and don’t find them as offensive anymore. Hearing someone directly judging you without even knowing you is one thing, but when it’s coming from you or a friend, it suddenly doesn’t sound so disrespectful anymore.
As long as there are stereotypes, there will always be racist jokes to come out of them and Mexicans are just a typical example, just like African-Americans, Jews, and Asians. But as long as there are also people with a sense of humor to understand them, El Bandito or Consuela, the maid in Family Guy, won’t be taken for granted so much.
So before you get all angry at us for reading this, take a breather and remember that you’re here to enjoy yourself. We like everyone just the same, so we also have Hindi and black short funny jokes too. Having a laugh at someone else’s expense is fun, but accepting it at yours is even better!
Funny Mexican Jokes
1.
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?
Yeah… me neither.
2.
What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
3.
How do you teach a Beaner to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool.
4.
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
5.
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
6.
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
7.
Why don’t Mexicans BBQ?
The beans fall through the little holes.
8.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
9.
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko De Mayo.
10.
How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
11.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
12.
Why don’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they take all the green cards.
13.
Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had two cars.
14.
What’s the only American holiday a Mexican won't celebrate?
Labor day!
15.
Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
They both run jump shoot and steal.
16.
How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
Put up a help-wanted sign.
17.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a tire?
It depends on how many need to get out of the trunk first.
18.
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
19.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
20.
How do you keep Beaners from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
Reference:
1. http://sectordefinition.com/things-to-do-with-your-friends-at-home-when-youre-bored/
2. http://advice4all.altervista.org/short-funny-jokes-will-make-laugh/
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